pilot to tower

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 6:32:47

"Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct! "

"Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, which art in heaven...

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:05:30

oh wow; bet he didn't see that one coming...

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 12:35:09

That's quite droll.

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 14:04:33

It would've been even funnier with "But Sir, I'm not a Christian" or "but Sir, my father's still living." haha

Post 5 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 19:56:28

lol